Monday, September 17, 2018

THE PREDATOR: An 80's Action Movie That's 30% Predator 70% The A-Team










Genre: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Horror
Produced by: John Davis
Directed by: Shane Black
Written by: Fred Dekker, Shane Black
Production Company: 20th Century Fox
Starring: Boyd Holbrook, Trevante Rhodes, Jacob Tremblay, Keegan Michael Key, Olivia Munn, Sterling K. Brown, Alfie Allen, Thomas Jane, Augusto Aguilera, Jake Busey, Yvonne Strahovski  
Runtime: 107 minutes                                                                  







SYNOPSIS: 


Set in the same universe as the first two Predator films (1987 & 1997), a young boy Rory McKenna (Jacob Tremblay)’s discovery of some advanced extraterrestrial technology accidentally triggers the return of a race of trophy-hunting alien to planet Earth. With the fate of humanity once again at risk, it is now up to a team of loony soldiers and a scientist (Olivia Munn) led by mercenary/Rory’s estranged father Quinn (Boyd Holbrook) to restore order. 



REVIEW: 


As a horror movie creature, the Predator is amongst one of the genre’s most iconic faces. As a character from the 80’s, it also embodies the tone in that era’s movies: camp. After all, we’re talking about an alien in dreadlocks.  After all, we’re talking about a concept in which the writers pitch to the studio as, “Rocky fighting aliens.” That is probably why the franchise’s maiden entry, 1987’s Predator, remains the most beloved. As a mishmash of action movie camp and horror movie thrills, it balanced those two aspects really well. It was the rare film that knew when to take things seriously, and when to poke fun at its ridiculousness, without being too tonally jarring. 



As an 80’s action movie, featuring the era’s most buff public figures as its cast members, Predator was an exercise in machismo and wisecracks. It’s a film littered with noises and explosions, the sight of macho men shooting down forest with big guns and things go boom. It had Arnold Schwarzenegger at the height of his career as a one-liner machine. He could just burst into a cartel base, throws a knife at someone’s chest and says, with the biggest smile on his face, “Stick around!” Or he could just roll around on the floor, screaming the mother of all pop culture quotes, “Get to the Choppa!” Let’s not forget Jesse Ventura’s badass retort, “I ain’t got time to bleed!” 


Still, its campiness didn’t take away from the fact that Predator was a suspenseful film. Really, when we skipped past the whole drug cartel base infiltration opening sequence, and when we put the whole hostage rescue mission subplot to the side, the rest of the film was a straightforward slasher movie, with an alien in dreadlocks as the serial killer with the knife and macho men as the horror movie victims. John McTiernan proved himself to be equally adept in directing the slasher sequences. Making use of the grimy sets, atmospheric horror, sound restraints and the macho men’s commitment to go all scream queen, they all combined to craft suspense that actually builds and builds to such a satisfying pay off. 


So, it is interesting to see what writer-director Shane Black, who played the character Hawkins in the original, brings to the table. His work is often epitomized by his ability to interlaced humor within dark tales. And as mentioned above, that was what the Predator was. For a franchise in need of 80’s camp humor after recent darkness, no one is much more qualified than Black himself.  




The Predator seems like a strange film to come out in 2018. It is like Black had written an action, sci-fi screenplay in the 80’s, and had to wait for three decades until it saw motion picture light. And in the end, it became the next Predator movie, an 80’s action movie. From the way it recreates the town’s foggy, John Carpenter-esque aesthetics, without having to actually spell it out, it is clear that the entire film is going to be a pastiche of all the things people love about 80’s genre films. 


Henry Jackman’s synth-inspired score is essentially every 80’s action movie score. A sacred law in Black’s Predator universe, every character has to be quippy. Virtually everyone’s line of dialogue is back-to-back one-liners. Once they run out of good one-liners, they reuse some from the original. There is even a character who says, “Get to the Choppa”, albeit in a throwaway manner. Known for his knack for making fun of pop culture, here Black is making fun of the 80’s film industry. Imagine, having a 21st century comedian like Keegan Michael Key describe the Predator as “alien Whoopi Goldberg”. The Gen X demographic will surely die laughing at this statement, while the millenials are mostly gonna be left scratching their heads. Last but not least, like every 80’s action films, it features overly stylized violence. Heads rolling, limbs rolling, body torn in half, people getting shot and stabbed to death multiple times when one would do, that’s part of the meal. Laugh or be shocked by it, that’s your call. 





Despite its 80’s intention, Shane Black still directs the action sequence like a modern-day action movie. Lacking the slow burn suspense of the original though, Black goes all out, Michael Bay-style this time filmmaking-wise with his interpretation of action. That means cranking up the decibels and mayhem full volume with wall-to-wall noises and explosions.  Chaotic some might say, but to Black’s credit, they’re at least watchable. He doesn’t go all crazy in terms of camera movements, which is a positive in the sense that it allows the audience to enjoy the stunt work and gore on display. If there is any criticism, it’s that the action sequence here feels pretty generic, even forgettable. If there is any sequence to remember, it is because it is so derivative of the original. There is even a shot of Boyd Holbrook’s character Quinn McKenna rolling around the floor, screaming, which is reminiscent to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “Get to the Choppa” scene. 


And by far, the biggest improvement this Predator had over its predecessors is the character design. Without disrespecting the original, as much as it looks cool, it also looks way too primordial to be considered a creature from space. Here, the Predator returns in his most futuristic form ever. There’s much more sleekness and intergalactic feel to its appearance. Certainly, the shiny battle armor and the gadgets help, but even when we see the creature in its full form, without any clothes, the lifelike details they put behind the anatomy and skin color makes it easier to buy into this version as a creature from space than the one in 1987. 




Black’s obsession with recreating 80’s action movie thrills also proves to be The Predator’s biggest downfall. He’s so eager on getting these tropes right that he forgot that he was making a Predator movie. For a film titled The Predator, its main attraction isn’t in it that much. He is restricted to being a sideshow character, as his importance rests more on what he has, in this case his technology, rather than his sheer, terrifying presence. And to make matters worse, for a film referring to the Predator as a singular being, there is actually more than one Predator. More by numbers, yet with lesser menace. 


There is never a moment that indicates that they are a main threat to humanity, since they’re ever so shifting. For awhile, one Predator is the villain, and when that one is out of the movie, it’s another Predator that is the real villain. When it seems like two Predators aren’t enough, the film adds a pet Predator. Yes, there is a giant dog with a Predator face roaming around town, who decides to fight for the human race. Even when the Predators finally decide to become a villain, once their master plan is revealed to us, it’s really not worth the struggle. 




In fact, the true villain of the whole piece is Sterling K. Brown’s character, government agent Will Jaeger. As a result, this particular Predator movie feels less like a Predator movie, as it is more interested in making an A-Team-like team-up action movie. It is like the 1987’s Predator, only reversed. The drug cartel sequence becomes its main plot and the Predator sequence becomes the subplot. Within this film’s context, the government aspect of the story is its main plot. The titular character and its technology are just a MacGuffin, a reason to get a bunch of loony soldiers to finally kick a government agent and his goons in the butt while making jokes. 


Reflecting the uneven portion between the action and the Predator stuffs, Black’s desire to have it both ways also compounds to an incoherent story. It’s like a storyteller trying to tell a simple bedtime story to a child in the most convoluted fashion. Where simple should be enough to get the message out, there’s a tendency that the story needs more characters, more subplots to make it big and grand, to this film’s detriment. 




On paper, The Predator has a simple premise. A Predator comes to town, humanity is in danger, and it is up to a bunch of loony soldiers to save them. Simple, right? Wait until a shady government agent with a profit-based desire behind his pursuit of the Predator and his technology comes into the narrative, a recurrent element in most Shane Black films. Oh, and when one subplot isn’t enough, we’re then introduced to the main character Quinn’s family, in particular his son Rory. He’s going to play a big part in the Predator’s return to planet Earth. And then, guess what? Another subplot enters as a Predator (by this time, the second in this film) walks around town, with a sudden interest in Rory’s special gifts. So many things are going on at once that it is often hard to follow what’s going on. A series of events happen, without any buildup whatsoever.  


Following many generic horror movie clichés, the film often needs characters to make mind-boggling decisions in order to progress the plot. Worst of all, it’s not the supporting characters whose making the biggest gaffe, but rather the action hero. Here, he is Quinn, or in other words Major Alan “Dutch” Schaefer 2.0. Whereas Dutch is a man caught in an unfortunate circumstance, Quinn is partially responsible for all the mess to begin with. How so? 




The film starts off with this cool action sequence where Quinn had just knocked out a Predator that killed two of his hit squad members. While inspecting the alien wreckage, he discovers some advanced Predator technology and then decides to steal it as evidence. What does he do to keep it safe from human’s harm? He mails it to his ex-wife Emily (Yvonne Strahovski)! 


Yes, wrapped in FedEx box, right in front of the house, where even his son Rory can see. Some might argue that his decision is to portray this film’s government as “untrustworthy”. Or to go one crazier, maybe he’s just heartbroken at his dissolving marriage and sending some doomsday device is a way to get back at her. Still, it is hard to believe that the first decision a trained military officer and a family man, despite his dysfunctional relationship with them, like Quinn makes is to put them in harm’s way. 





Also, Rory here has a form of autism, which kind of makes him handsy when he’s around things. The first time we are introduced to this character, he is seen obsessively watching his fellow classmates play chess, as if he’s trying to memorize the pieces’ positions. Next, after a mild earthquake, and after all the kids are gone save for Rory, he stands up, and then starts to rearrange the chess pieces, which had fallen to the floor, in the same order that he had seen pre-earthquake, to highlight his photographic memory skills. So, after he discovers the Predator technology, what happens? Of course, he’s going to assume it’s a toy and starts playing with it, which culminates in the Predator invading humanity. 


Sure, the chain of mistakes only serve as an excuse for Quinn to finally earn action hero status, but in a film that celebrates machismo and the extremes a father will go through to protect his family, it is also one that misguidedly celebrates brainless machismo and poor parenting skills. 




Fresh off his breakout role as Wolverine’s villain Donald Pierce in Logan (2017), Boyd Holbrook proves himself to be a capable physical actor even as the protagonist. He’s obviously committed to the stunt work, especially with the amount of running he does throughout this film, but his breezy Texan accent and cocky swagger also makes him an occasionally fun presence. Though, there is this inescapable feeling that he is impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger, without the compelling traits. It is easy to care for Dutch since he’s always constantly worried, and here, it is hard to care for Quinn, a man who is never concerned at the idea of an alien killing people left and right, even when it’s looming closer to his family. 


Olivia Munn is also in this film, playing a scientist Dr. Casey Bracket, and yet, why is she a scientist? She is basically a Black Ops member, doing most of her work with a gun rather than a microscope. Throughout the film, she only uses a microscope once (one that she somehow manages to discover in a stolen RV). Trevante Rhodes here is basically Mr. T’s B.A. Baracus from the A-Team. He speaks in a much smoother tone than Mr. T, but his function is the same: look cool when he stubs out cigarette on his tongue, or say every line of dialogue like it’s the next “I pity the fool!” 




If there is anything surprising about the performances, it is the fact that a comedic combination between comedian Keegan Michael Key and serious actor Thomas Jane works. Here, they play two of Quinn’s loony crew, with the former being the jokester Coyle and the latter a PTSD-affected soldier Baxley. As separate individuals, they’re funny on their own, but they’re even funnier in a weird yet enjoyable way with their odd back-and-forth. 


CONCLUSION: 


The Predator partially commits to its 80’s action movie conceit. It is filled with Shane Black’s typical dark, self-aware humor, quippy one liner, gory over-the-top kills and unbridling level of machismo, but with too much storyline and few moments of the Predator as a villain to make it worthwhile.  

Score: 5.5/10



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